Hey, vampires can rack up a lot of sexual partners over the centuries. So if you’re going to jump into bed with a vampire, you’re going to need more than a clove of garlic to stay safe. Here are some things to think about before you enter into a sexual relationship with a vampire:

• Vampires might be immortal, but you’re not. So get tested for STDs regularly.
• Just because a vampire says he can’t get you pregnant, it doesn’t mean he can’t give you an STD. Likewise just because a vampire says she’s on the pill, it doesn’t mean that you can’t get an STD. Use a condom correctly every time. 
• Don’t wait until you’re in the heat of the moment to bring up safer sex. Vampires have been known to “glamour” people to get their way, so make it clear right from the start that you won’t have sex without a condom. 

Remember, a vampire who doesn’t care about protecting your health is not the kind of vampire that you want to get involved with. Not sure if you’re dating the right vampire? We can help you figure it out.