Planned Parenthood

Twas once a young lad named Pete,

who fancied the girl down the street.

And though he was shy,

he did catch her eye. 

Oh! how life can be sweet.

“But wait,” the lady suggested.

“Although I am surely tempted;

before we undress,

I think it’d be best 

if you and I go get tested.”

And being a respectful lad,

Pete held out his hand.

And together they walked

to visit the Doc, 

for the lady had taken a stand. 

And once the results were in,

the couple began to grin.

And just as they’d prayed,

safe, sweet love was made

between Pete and Lady Lynn.

Heed the moral of my tale,

and forever more without fail:

Get tested with your lover

and you shall discover,

your sex life will smoothly sail.

- ezrazankenstein

THIS^

Pete and Lynn forever <3

You can still submit your poem to us and we’ll keep posting our favs. And be sure to give your local Planned Parenthood health center a call and make an appointment to get yourself tested.